i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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