haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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