Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
