btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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