loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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