To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
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I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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