at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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