she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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