Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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