i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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