have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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