Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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