So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
That accounts for only three of the penises
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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