now i know why i became what i already was.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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