Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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