My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
