I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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