No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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