yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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