Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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