I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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