Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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