What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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