everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
