Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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