Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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