6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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