Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
my shit smells like andre
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
