Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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