If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
