If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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