I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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