i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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