actually, I'm a sock model
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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