I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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