please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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