I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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