Your face is a jimmy john
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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