THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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