Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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