As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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