Im at strip club and am horny
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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