what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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