Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Floor bacon is actually really good
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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