I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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