I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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