Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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