i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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