It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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