her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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