There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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