Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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