Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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