I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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