Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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