That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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