you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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